The first day of Project Porn Happy got off to a truly porn happy start. Fittingly, seeing as it was Epiphany, the Three Kings appeared in the form of the first three Porn Happy Patrons. On Monday, these most generous of benefactors will be announced, as well as the introduction of a three-tiered donation system and the debut of the mighty Porn Happy Patrons sidebar in which all Porn Happy Patrons will be featured. Plus, a new excerpt from Porn Happy will be posted. It was thrilling to see the Porn Happy Project get off to such an auspicious start. As one donor put it: "I don't think I was truly porn happy before, but after participating in your democratization of funding for the arts, I most definitely am now." Indeed. In the meantime, discover how Bernard Kerik concubine Judith Regan is doing her part in the "porno-ization" of America, examine the process of auto-vivisection in literature care of Ryszard Kapuscinski, and eyeball epiphany-as-art as manifested by Gottfried Helnwein.