The Key Club’s upstairs level and Plush Lounge were cleared out for VIPs such as Stone Temple Pilots’ SCOTT WEILAND , former Limp Bizkit guitarist WES BORLAND , ex–GnR drummer MATT SORUM and porn pooh-bah RON JEREMY , but the spectacle — opened by Manson’s squeeze DITA VON TEESE taking her infamous sponge bath in a martini glass — was best viewed down on the crowded floor with fans and fiends. Backed by a bunch o’ blondes in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? makeup, M.M. threw water bottles and a couple of mics into the crowd while talking a lot of shit about “cocksucker critics . . . who are bald and can’t get laid.” We’re surprised he couldn’t come up with a more original description.