May 16th, 2003
LA WEEKLY
A Dope Show
Lina Lecaro
Edited by Kateri Butler
Apparently, the creepy critters were supposed to add to the demented Disneyland atmosphere — inspired by Manson’s pal artist GOTTFRIED HELNWEIN
MARILYN MANSON ’s record-release party, dubbed the GROTESK BURLESK , at the KEY CLUB for The Golden Age of Grotesque attempted to live up to its name: Gigantic posters of M.M. done up as an evil mouseketeer bannered a blood-curdling welcome on the side of the building, while armies of masked creatures wandered Frankenstein-like throughout the club. Apparently, the creepy critters were supposed to add to the demented Disneyland atmosphere — inspired by Manson’s pal artist GOTTFRIED HELNWEIN — but somehow the ominous vibe was lost when they were spotted sipping margaritas at the bar. While the black-clad set passed the long wait for the show gazing at Manson’s paintings and Helnwein’s photos (some depicted M.M. with children, others showed him with botox-gone-berserk big lips), outside scalpers were asking $400 a pop for tix, and many Hot Topic’d tarts were paying

The Key Club’s upstairs level and Plush Lounge were cleared out for VIPs such as Stone Temple Pilots’ SCOTT WEILAND , former Limp Bizkit guitarist WES BORLAND , ex–GnR drummer MATT SORUM and porn pooh-bah RON JEREMY , but the spectacle — opened by Manson’s squeeze DITA VON TEESE taking her infamous sponge bath in a martini glass — was best viewed down on the crowded floor with fans and fiends. Backed by a bunch o’ blondes in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? makeup, M.M. threw water bottles and a couple of mics into the crowd while talking a lot of shit about “cocksucker critics . . . who are bald and can’t get laid.” We’re surprised he couldn’t come up with a more original description.